Sleeping with a man who you know is married does NOT make you a "slut" ... so says Tiger Woods' mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel.
Uchitel's lawyers -- including glorious Gloria Allred -- just fired off a letter to Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, ordering him to remove comments on his Facebook page which refer to her as a "slut," "whore" and "hooker."
In the letter, Rachel's lawyers say the comments are false and defamatory ... and threaten legal action if the mean words aren't immediately taken down.
What ever happened to "I am rubber, you are glue"?
UPDATE: We caught up with Beacher in South Beach and he said he will make an official statement on Monday.
Call it coincidence, but Elin Nordegren has been completely absent from the family home in Isleworth, Florida, where Tiger Woods is living -- MIA for the last two days.
Elin had been a regular at the house until Wednesday. No one is saying whether her absence is connected to Tiger's text messages to Joslyn James, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist ...
Joslyn James is getting ready to unleash another load of Tiger Woods' dirty laundry on her salacious website. This time it's about Tiger's good friend allegedly helping to set up rendezvous for her and Tiger. Sound familiar?
We're told Joslyn will release emails -- on www.sextingjoslynjames.com -- that she received from Bryon Bell in 2007. One e-mail details an alleged meeting in Charlotte from April 27-May 2. Woods had a PGA event that began May 3 in Charlotte -- he won.
The second alleged trip was in July 2007 to Washington D.C. For that trip Joslyn was in town during the actual PGA event -- Tiger finished tied for sixth.
As we first reported, Bryon -- a childhood friend and President of Tiger Woods Design -- also helped arrange a November tryst for Tiger and Rachel Uchitel in Australia.
Tiger Woods' lawyer is trying to do something Tiger wasn't even able to do himself -- keep the golfer's private parts out of random people's hands.
TMZ has obtained a letter Tiger's lawyer sent to Pipedream Products -- the company that is selling a line of Tiger sex toys ... including blow-up Tiger sex dolls, giant condoms and a number of filthy items we won't even try to describe.
In the letter, Tiger's lawyer demands Pipedream stop selling the porno products, recall all items that have already been distributed and then destroy or dispose them "in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods."
The photos above are from a XXX store in L.A. where the dirty goods are already being sold.
Joslyn James -- former porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress -- says she published the infamous texts because there's a lot of BS floating around ... and she wants to show the world who Tiger really is.
Joslyn went on the "Keeler in the Morning" radio show in upstate New York today -- and said she created her website so the truth could come out and Tiger could take responsibility for his actions.
We've been able to crack the code on the most interesting text message -- allegedly from Tiger Woods to Joslyn James -- in which he exploded in anger ... and this picture is a critical clue.
The photo was taken at Tao nightclub at around 1:30 AM on October 4, 2009. Tiger is chatting up someone in the lounge -- we're told one of many women that night. Hours later, Woods allegedly texted James -- who was also at Tao but not with Tiger -- that he "f**ked up last night."
Now cut to another text -- a half-hour later -- when a very pissed Tiger allegedly complains to Joslyn, "You would have ruined everything... Don't F**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life."
So what was Tiger allegedly so mad about? A source tells us a frustrated Joslyn went to Tiger's hotel room the next morning and stayed there as Tiger entertained investors from Dubai. When he returned to the room, she was still in the room.
Tiger was angry because he felt Joslyn was getting reckless -- that he could have brought the investors back with him and they would have seen her ... which is why he said, "If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."
By the way, sportsbybrooks.com re-posted our pic early this AM -- good eye, guys.
Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her -- and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.
The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. - I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you - Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity. - You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.
And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"
And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."
For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship -- he won all three.
"South Park" set its sights on Tiger Woods last night.
The episode about sex addiction -- which featured supported roles by David Letterman, Bill Clinton, Ben Roethlisberger and Charlie Sheen -- had the boys try their hand at a video fight game pitting Woods against wife Elin Nordegren.
The text messages one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses allegedly received from the golfer are extremely graphic, TMZ has learned.
As we first reported, Joslyn James will release more than 100 text messages she claims Tiger sent her while they allegedly carried on ... the texts are pretty shocking.
And James will post other things, such as room keys from Las Vegas hotels with a Tiger image on them.
The stuff will be posted on sextingjoslynjames.com at 11:00 AM ET.
TMZ has learned one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses is going public with his text messages to her, as well as other revealing items, proclaiming, "It's time to tell the truth about Tiger."
We're told porn star Joslyn James will release a ton of stuff at 11 AM ET -- including scores of never-before-seen text messages from Tiger -- on the website www.sextingjoslynjames.com.
President Barack Obama says it doesn't matter how many times Tiger Woods flopped in the hay with other women -- he's still gonna be one badass golfing machine.
Obama told Fox News today while Tiger betrayed his family -- and has lots of unresolved issues -- "he's still going to be a terrific golfer."
This is a shot we think Tiger Woods' wife wanted to go far and wide -- or is it just coincidence Elin Nordegren carried a TigerJam bag near her home in Florida?